MONTH 5: WHO GETS BEAT UP?
DARLA, who perhaps needs cigarette ashes in HER face, too!
MACHK, hes just too nice. Lets steal his robot leg!
SKIP, without a doubt the smallest of the bunch
WICKY, Come on you guys, pick one of Stonehenges cronies
DIEGO, because theyre so unloved, unpunched, just begging for it, and
MORRIS, its not fair to just beat up the pretty characters, so
ALSOOMSE, consider punching a Buffalo nomad today!